you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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