careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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