I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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