Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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