okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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