Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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