it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
should my penis look like a turkey
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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