And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
soo... how was my night?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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