Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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