dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Hippo gnu deer
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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