I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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