Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now