bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me