Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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