love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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