going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
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