Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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