maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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