How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Define "chronic" masturbator.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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