how can u be prego again
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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