Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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