do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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