No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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