This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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