he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
