I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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