I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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