Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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