hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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