How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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