dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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