The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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