he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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