we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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