like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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