a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
