I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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