So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Can I color on your dick again?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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