She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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