Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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