I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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