The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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