Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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