She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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