What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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