I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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