i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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