Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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