Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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