And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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