So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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