Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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