Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
my poor anus
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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