wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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