he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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